So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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