Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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