Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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