Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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