I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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