Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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