Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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