Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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