just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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