All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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