We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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