Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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