the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We had sex on a dog bed..
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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