Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
