Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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