her vagine was all disorganized.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize