dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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