do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You pole danced in your parka.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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