How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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