White coat. Heels.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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