You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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