And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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