I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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