Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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