so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Randomize
