I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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