Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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