I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
What drink are we having for lunch?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Randomize
