just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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