would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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