its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
My breasts were aching with rage.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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