actually, I'm a sock model
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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