? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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