i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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