We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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