i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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