I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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