Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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