I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Randomize
