Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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