Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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