Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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