normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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