i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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