God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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