The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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