i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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