do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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