Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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