It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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