I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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