It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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