A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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