I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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